Must think of something inappropriate to say…hmmm…ah yes! Fancy a threesome?
Hugh Dennis impersonating Prince Phillip on Mock The Week (via eggmayomayhem)

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Now why don’t you pop to the bathroom and make yourself look nice
Bad things to say on a first date (mock the week)

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iheartjonandcillian:

I am a little bit soul destroyed that this beautiful man has gone and fell in love. Who is going to do all the sad and alone jokes now ?

iheartjonandcillian:

I am a little bit soul destroyed that this beautiful man has gone and fell in love. Who is going to do all the sad and alone jokes now ?

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inappropriate-crush-blog:

Dara O’Briain
Irish - intelligent - in my heart. Dara satisfies the need for a man with an accent and a brain. He might be thin on top, but he’s thick on charisma. Sign me up for the School of Hard Sums - Ed

inappropriate-crush-blog:

Dara O’Briain


Irish - intelligent - in my heart. Dara satisfies the need for a man with an accent and a brain. He might be thin on top, but he’s thick on charisma. Sign me up for the School of Hard Sums - Ed

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Days are a stupid length. They’re just long enough to get regret, then you have to go sleep.
Dylan Moran - ‘Yeah Yeah’ (via zapcultuur)

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senefra:

Dirk Gently: Holistic Detective Agency

A short lived, “brilliant but cancelled”, BBC 4 series adaptation of the Douglas Adams creation starring Stephen Mangan as the titular character.

Full Series*:

Pilot/Episode 0 (x)

Episode 1 (x)

Episode 2 (x)

Episode 3 (x)

*Note - As a precautionary measure to prevent deletions, the user on the video host site has entitled each episode with Gently’s birth name as well as incorporated them with misspells. It is in assurance after testing, that each link works perfectly fine.

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